March 2007
31 posts
Sad Kermit cover of Creep [MP3] →
“I am green… I’m a weirdo.” Kermit grieves Jim Henson.
Britney Breakdown Getaway Package →
“…includes deluxe overnight accommodations, a $50 gift certificate to a top hair salon, a lace thong, and a Marc Jacobs hand mirror. Straitjacket not included.”
“Marist?” the stranger said, reading the... →
Big ups to my Pough-town peeps.
On Marist versus Tennessee
Her: Can you imagine what it would be like to look across the court and see Pat Summit on the other side?
Me: No, I can't.
Her: I'd just be standing in a puddle of pee whispering, "Please, don't eat me."
“I have spent 25 years trying to figure out how to stay as lazy as I possibly...”
– David Allen
Possible Onion headline
“Area man updates Twitter about his life more than he actually lives it”
WatchThe Internet is for Porn - Avenue Q/World of Warcraft mashup (via Google Video)
The herd
Me: So what do you think of SXSW?
Mark: It's fine, though I just missed getting trampled by a herd of ironic tee-shirts.
“Despite what you learned in typing class, stop using two spaces after a period....”
– Word Wise: Spaced Out (Can’t… stop… double… spacing…. Damn Catholic school typing class!)
The story behind "What's the frequency Kenneth?": ... →
Watchreally expensive cat toy (via Google Video)
The seven basic story plots →
WatchCharlie the Unicorn
“A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.”
– Microsoft Windows Errors - in Haiku
Preaching, practicing
Woman 1: Did you listen to that women in technology podcast I sent you?
Woman 2: Yeah, I hit play but I missed a lot of it.
1: What happened?
2: I was taking apart my laptop at the time, so I got distracted.
Google Maps high res: "That's me in the khaki... →
“I loathe the expression ‘What makes him tick’ … A person not...”
– James Thurber
Root canal realization
Dental dams really ARE for dentists.
“Every once in awhile, I like to destroy everything I’ve created. Then I...”
Entertainment
Lock: Should we get some entertainment for the party? Is there someone or something you'd like to see perform?
Me: Nah, not really.
Me: Then again, last year Make brought remote-controlled Roombas. Now THAT was entertainment.
20 Questions with Gina Trapani - Quirkee.com →
“I’ve been giving away my books ever since my first novel came out, and boy...”
– Cory Doctorow
I'll tumble for ya...
In the spirit of bite-sized media, a new tumblelog.